whats it like to have a period?
everything hurts. cramps in your abdomen. your back aches. in my case my thighs even cramp up. standing is uncomfortable. laying down is uncomfortable your body constantly feels like a bed of needles. even your boobs feel swollen and tender.
you hate everything and everyone. idk where they found these commercials with fluffy bunnies and running through fields. i don't wanna do that shit.i wanna eat chocolate lovers donuts and watch iCarly. everything gets under your skin at least for the first few days.
the horniest you will ever be in life. your hormones are raging so you want sex all the time, but of course you have a raw steak between your thighs and even dogs like their meat cooked. loneliness sets into your vagina....unless you're dating someone who is about that crime scene life.
you sneeze you gush blood. you cough you gush blood. you stand up you gush blood. you laugh you gush blood. all the rivers in egypt turned to blood. this is actually what moses was referring to.
you have the options of either wearing a diaper or a finger of your cooch. comfortable? not at all.
bloating and feeling like the biggest whale at sea world. water retention is real and your clothes feel tight and uncomfortable.
diarrhea occurs in many women. thats never fun especially not when you combine it with the other symptoms
emotions get all involved and you can cry at the drop of a hat
as bad as all this is you pray for it to come every month because if not that usually means you're knocked up or have some crazy ass disease. you cant tell me women aren't the strongest creatures on earth
