let me remember im a christian

people think women are confused, but no its men. you want girls who look like the unattainable girls in the magazines and videos but i just saw some shit that brought my blood pressure to a 200/127. this man said he is sick of girls having too much ass. what the hell is "too much ass" there is no such thing. ass is one of the greatest things that God created and for you to say that chile..... *flips hair and rolls eyes*

i like girls who you hit one ass cheek and then you gotta run around the block to hit the other one

i like girls who if you hit it from the back you gotta use google earth to find the pussy

i like girls whose ass could cause haitian earthquake damage when they move one ass cheek against the ground

by saying a girl has too much ass you are admitting that you don't have enough dick

ive been craving chinese food all day

stay in your lane! if you have little girly hands and cant properly palm the ass like a spalding move on down the block to that kelly rowland built bitch and leave us "built ford tough" chicks alone. women are packed like tanks for a reason and if it is not your ministry to put a girl in a sleeper hold and beat it out the frame please move your punk ass on

MESSAGE!

(sorry but im going through my raunchy phase right now. too much graduation partying)

random thoughts part 5465743

1. it is possible to beat it out the frame

2. i wish i had an explanation for half the shit i do, like seriously my life is one big experiment. i do stuff just for the hell of it

3.i was seduced with cranberry tea and marijuana. im not even mad though because i do enjoy both of those things

4. i hate being asked "do you like me?" bitch if you have to ask.....

5. see below

6. stay in your lane! date who fits in your box (no pun intended)

not as many crazy thoughts today. well there are but they are mad personal like how am i gonna break up with my girlfriend. suggestions?

Bro Franklin (Offering Time)

you better werk!

today's sermon-febreezed thoughts

im rev ash of the st matthew greater temple founded on a rock missionary baptist church of god in christ. today's sermon is entitled Don't hide that pussy, divide that pussy. summer is coming and it is one of the greatest and most dangerous times of the year. everyone is out every night, half naked and intoxicated. relationships are tested and so are our loins. we go out with the intentions of getting twisted and sinning something terrible. what i want you to do is enjoy your summer. my flock needs to know commitment under 25 is a no go. at this point we don't need to be worried about settling down. we are too young for that and have greater worries such as school and deciding what we want to do with our lives than trying to be someones wife. if he is trying to be more than a friend with benefits we say "get thee behind me satan....and tap this ass" i don't have time to be a wife but i do have time for some afternoon delight.

touch your neighbor and say neighbor "fuck, suck, or buck" go out on casual dates as many as possible and just enjoy the spoils of life. stop stressing about finding Mr. right and enjoy Mr. right now. you have years to find someone to spend the rest of your life yet and at 21 or 22 years old you haven't done anything! there is still so much to experience. give people a chance because you never know what they might bring into your life.

be happy, have fun, don't dwell on whats not happening and enjoy the garden variety that is available to you. keep that tang game proper. weeeeeellllllll

if you read this bring me a honey bun *tee hee hee* ooooo or some hot pockets

bitch just be happy!

more and more i am noticing a trend among women. too many women don't know how to just be happy especially when it comes to relationships. they are so emotionally damaged that they cant believe when they have a decent thing going for them. they constantly search for something to be wrong in the relationship or harp on what has happened to them in the past and generalize the actions of one particular group. if you find yourself thinking well this has happened before its gonna happen again then guess what.....im talking to you

 your current is not your ex. stop thinking that just because something happened in the past its going to happen again.yes it is very possible, but when you create drama out of nothing just from fear or because you're so broken that you cant take your partner for what they are at that time then you need not be in a relationship with them. you never know what a person is capable of until they do it, but when you project your insecurities from your past into your present relationship you stunt the growth of what could potentially be. if you find that you are encountering failed relationship after failed relationship you need to accept the fact that it might be you. we attract certain people into our lives and if you are constantly getting the same outcomes you need to evaluate yourself and what you are putting into a relationship. are you deserving of a prince charming when on the inside you're still an evil stepsister. you will attract what you deserve when you cultivate those qualities in yourself.

when you constantly being up what has happened in your past and what your ex did to you, you are projecting your issues onto your current relationship. if you are afraid to even enter a relationship because what has happened before you will always be stuck in the same place. if your man has not wronged stop waiting on him to! true no relationship is perfect, but not everyone is getting shot straight to hell. when you go in thinking well "i know this nigga is gonna cheat on me" you are already setting the stage for that to happen. they may have no ill intention, but thoughts have power good or bad. im not saying you made him cheat, but you get what outcomes you create.

letting go is hard to do and it is completely necessary. keep ya heart three stacks and always protect yourself, but under no circumstances should you keep yourself guarded. no one wants to get hurt, but its apart of love and relationships. if you constantly keep this fence around your heart you are going to end up with the same results. eventually you will end up old and alone lmao ok not really, but you get what im saying. man number 1 is not man number or 3 or 4. everyone is different. this came from the issues in my own relationship because i dont understand why women cant accept that being in a relationship with me is VERY different from anyone else.

the moral of the story is bitch just be happy! if things are going great right now stop waiting for the other shoe to drop and enjoy what you have now. something could happen or things could be peachy keen forever either way now is now and that needs to be your primary focus.