im rev ash of the st matthew greater temple founded on a rock missionary baptist church of god in christ. today's sermon is entitled Don't hide that pussy, divide that pussy. summer is coming and it is one of the greatest and most dangerous times of the year. everyone is out every night, half naked and intoxicated. relationships are tested and so are our loins. we go out with the intentions of getting twisted and sinning something terrible. what i want you to do is enjoy your summer. my flock needs to know commitment under 25 is a no go. at this point we don't need to be worried about settling down. we are too young for that and have greater worries such as school and deciding what we want to do with our lives than trying to be someones wife. if he is trying to be more than a friend with benefits we say "get thee behind me satan....and tap this ass" i don't have time to be a wife but i do have time for some afternoon delight.
touch your neighbor and say neighbor "fuck, suck, or buck" go out on casual dates as many as possible and just enjoy the spoils of life. stop stressing about finding Mr. right and enjoy Mr. right now. you have years to find someone to spend the rest of your life yet and at 21 or 22 years old you haven't done anything! there is still so much to experience. give people a chance because you never know what they might bring into your life.
be happy, have fun, don't dwell on whats not happening and enjoy the garden variety that is available to you. keep that tang game proper. weeeeeellllllll
if you read this bring me a honey bun *tee hee hee* ooooo or some hot pockets
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