let that man cook

don't worry this post isn't about my love of lil b. the tacos i just made were something like orgasmic and it got me to thinking about my grandmother always said " never feed a man who don't want to leave" and after this meal i understand why. i almost wanna buy myself a speedy bag and some dior pumps and smack my own ass.

food and home cooking comes from the heart. this is something you put time, energy, and thought into. the level of the dish also indicates your dedication and feelings to this person. spaghetti says thanks for the head but im not ready to commit to you. its way too simple. spaghetti doesn't say devotion. tacos say a little bit more depending on how you do them. if you just pour some meat in a shell you are admitting that either you don't care or you cant cook. you devalue yourself with these fuckass 30 minute meals. break out a cookbook and sweat your edges.

ive told girls that i only had a passing interest in that i didn't cook, but ive made steaks and salmon for girls that i had a true devotion to. baked goods are a totally different level of emotion because they required a higher focus. cooking and baking are two different things. baking is like chemistry. everything has to be exact. cooking is trial and error you don't need measurements.i made this one guy some double chocolate chunk monster cookies and lets just say the payoff was worth it ;)

im not old fashioned or traditional at all and if you never lift a finger in the kitchen go right ahead. but i come from a family where food is love check my waistline. i only allow those who i want to see the goodness i produce and come back for more to taste my treats. ive had someone who hated to cook make me dinner and it was special because i knew she was suffering in that kitchen and that food was the turriblest but i appreciated the effort. its more personal than buying something because there was dedication in that action.

if you love somone feed them!

so hard to say goodbye

so ive seen harry potter and the deathly hallows pt 2 twice already and all i can say is

i feel like my childhood is officially over. Ive been reading harry potter since i was 8 years old. i remember when my mom brought the book home for me and i was automatically hooked. hogwarts was full of adventure and harry was the epitome of bravery and excitement. i got every book at midnight and was beyond jukin for Judea  when they said they were making them into movies. each book was better than the one before and his story got more complex and dangerous.

when dumbledore died i was so hurt. when dobby died though i almost had to take a tranquilizer i was so torn up. that elf was clutch and was proud to be a free elf. idk between mufasa and dobby who was worse. those are major losses in my childhood from which i shall never fully recover. when snapes story was revealed that he was following the dark lord but gave up evil for his love of lilly potter chile.....better than any disney love story.

dumbledore not being as good as he was believed to be and actually being responsible for the death of his sister.....i feel this was a necessary evil in the plot line. he lost something important to him and realized power wasnt everything. these books have so much depth and so many dimensions. you have to really read them to gain the full story.

jk rowling should have made this series a lot longer. idk what to do now. voldemort is gone so she cant continue that but i need SOMETHING! im sitting here reading order of the phoenix ( which by the way was the worst movie considering how amazaballs the book was) i feel like an abandoned child..im saving these books for my children so that they can experience the greatness. when the time is right im going to sit them down and open this magical world to them.

this video sums it all up perfectly

WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU HARRY!!!

classic

 Free's ass >>>>>

its been heavy on my mind

we all have our crosses to bear. we frequently deal with situations that we struggle with and no one really understands because you cant speak on all of your issues with everyone. sometimes when these things start to affect your life and are noticed by other closest to you. this is why i dont understand why some guys are still walking around with uncut dicks!

this is a problem that can be easily solved. i thought it was a collective village decision that much like lacefronts and du rags with capes, walking around with the turtleneck dick is unfuckingacceptable in 2011. your weenis should not look like the first two episodes of arthur when he still had the long ass aardvark nose. no one is trying to go in your hidey hole and find your peek a boo paynis just to get the job done. we are grown hide and seek is so 15 years ago.

just go get snipped and blame your lazy ass mother for not doing it when you popped outta her cooch. your pussy stock will skyrocket because right now you are screaming infection by having egg roll dick. who knows what lies under that skin

im a fucking fool but this is out of hand.