birthday makeup

i was completely in love with the makeup i did for my birthday.it lasted all day and night...and into the next day lol #wooswag

my new idol

yaaaaaassss hunty. thanks to britt for the vid

daily dose of ignorance

self explanatory

10 commandments

.......of getting some booty in my house. so once again im back keeping it a little too real for you all. this past week has helped me to discover that not everyone understands the rules of being an overnight guest in someones house. take these under consideration before you think about scamming on tang in my quarters

1. if you sit you ass on my pillow i will smother you with it....why in the hell would i want to put my face where your ass has been? sit in a chair or on the comforter

2. soap is not too expensive for me to buy but it cost too much for me to share. if i let you take a shower in my bathroom dont you dare touch my dove! bring your own or take wait until you get home

3. socks are a complete necessity at all times. idgaf of you get a pedicure everyday I DON'T LIKE FEET! so put on your socks or there's the door

4. no i cant get you anything to eat. should have thought about that before you came

5. i sleep on the outside. i made the exception one time and slept against the wall and it did not turn out well.

6. no you cant ask who im texting and you cant see my phone. i dont even let my girlfriend see my phone so your extra random ass certainly cannot

7. if i get up to leave that means you get up to leave. no you cant stay while i go about my day. honestly you need not there after we're done

8. no means no. if i dont like something i will say so if you dont stop you will get falcon punched in the chest. second time you do it you get kicked out

9. dont kiss me in the mouth. i dont like kissing anyway and if we arent together i really dont want to be kissed. i do it with certain people out of obligation but like in pretty woman it is far too intimate. dont cuddle me either i get hot. thats strictly for my boo

10. leonard washington dont get butt naked for nobody

lmao have a great day loves!

Chris vs. Trey

so the debate is always coming up who is better Chris Brown or Trey Songz. i guess its because they are the most "popular" pop/r&b singers relevant right now. honestly i pick neither because my personal preference is 90s r&b. i still listen to jodeci, new edition, public announcement, anita baker yea junk like that. if i had to make a choice though i would pick trey songz....and here's why

trey cannot sing, his bravado sounds like a cow having a stroke. i choose him because i like his material better. his production and writers just get to me. like Anticipation even though it was a mixtape goes hard for me no matter how many times i listen to it.  he doesn't dance and i wouldn't pay to see him live, but when it comes down to sitting down and listening to an album i pick him even though his last album was very rushed and was not his best i still liked more of it than i have any of chris' past albums or mixtapes. the best part of his performances is his smolder and penis bulge.

if we were to say who is the better vocalist and overall performer Chris has it hands down. this little nigga dances no matter what song he is performing and has a broader range. he gives full life during every show. i don't care about his personal indiscretions because well that's his business and has nothing to do with me. at the end of the day though i just don't like his songs. even the ones that have everyone slain in the moist panty spirit i was indifferent to. but i will admit he is a great artist. he can do pop, he can do ballads, he can rap Chris is extremely talented and if he would stop acting like a monkey doodle fool he would have the game on complete lock.....stop trying to act though...its not in God's plan for you. he just doesn't put the honey in my tea the way trey does with his material. he doesnt need me though #teambreezy is 37597289595 members skrong and they would prob beat my ass for the fact that i lurve trey to the pieces of his uber tight pants.

quiet as its kept the dream has some of the most solid albums out but because he has no sex appeal whatsoever and cant perform live to save libya he is often overlooked but i digress

one missed call

so i just lost my phone somewhere in my bed but anyway....i don't really like talking on the phone with the exception of a few people. if its not a pressing issue i need you to text or bbm me. there are some people who despite the fact its 2011 they don't like to text. -________- first of all if you spent all that money on a smart phone with a qwerty keyboard here's a novel idea......use the bitch!! unless its like a long story that needs like serious analysis or you want me to hear the tone of your voice then why oh why are you calling me especially before 9 pm? the worst is when its someone who calls you even when its free and its still a waste of your free minutes! unless i fuck with you like that or you have verizon do not under any circumstances call me with some "hey what are you doing?" umm what im doing is hanging up on your ass

there is also that situation where someone does not understand that you just don't want to talk to them. they constantly call and text you knowing they have absolutely nothing to talk about but they  insist on violating your phone. you ignore them, you curse them out, you block them and then they call you from another number. no matter what you do they feel the need to try every means of getting in contact with you. at that point i start to question their sanity and possible mental capacity. thank you based god for the ability to block calls. i just want to know what makes a person think that if they stalk you enough you will change your mind. if 27 missed calls later and 42 texts i still havent answered your same "what you doing" message.....bish 'you're bugging me and cant you see it ain't cool' -Beysus

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my nails this week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps that's lace not shatter polish

make it sweat trick make it sweat trick

this topic was inspired by my good friend Halona and her experience with a very sweaty very black man who i saw looking like an oil spill today.

ok so one thing i absolutely hate is sweat. as the weather begins to warm up the sun beats down upon us causing rolling beads of the perspiration to roll down the backs of necks, foreheads, and a variety of  other places. i have the most overactive sweat glands in the world and go through extreme measures to keep me from looking like i just came out of the pool.

i cant stand when girls put baby powder between their tittymeats and look like they let tyrone biggums kiss in-between there. this is never attractive. like who thought it was cute to look like you let a crunchy ghost nut on your chest? ill let you in on my secret...i rub deodorant between mine and underneath each boobie. you ever see a girl ( or guy) with that curved line of sweat under their teet? yea its horrible so combat that with a clear gel.

under your arms is one of of the most critical areas ever. you need not make people think a biological attack is being launched when you lift your arm for a hug. this is an area where you can baby powder, lightly, and use ample amounts of deodorant. shaving also helps because i think hair helps to hold funk.

fat rolls are often forgotten. rub some  antiperspirant in the folds so that everyone can be ready for that jelly. it gets hot between the love handles and you dont want it to be sticky and make funky honey.

ladies don't act like you don't get a little moist ( and not in the good kind) between your legs on those hot summer days especially for those of us whose thighs touch. make sure you ventilate that box and keep a summers eve wipe or something like that handy.

its never cute to look a hot sweaty mess unless you are some sort of very sexy athlete.you cant stop the sweating but you can make it look better. stay dry my friends

im slightly offended but i cant stop laughing

.gif of nicki swinging her tracks

daily dose of ignorance

my fave female rapper (insert sarcastic tone) Lady is back with another single entitled Twerk. i post this not for the ass shaking that i do appreciate, but for the absolutely TURRIBLE makeup and hair

just stop giving niggas camera already!

man down code 10

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