10 commandments

.......of getting some booty in my house. so once again im back keeping it a little too real for you all. this past week has helped me to discover that not everyone understands the rules of being an overnight guest in someones house. take these under consideration before you think about scamming on tang in my quarters

1. if you sit you ass on my pillow i will smother you with it....why in the hell would i want to put my face where your ass has been? sit in a chair or on the comforter

2. soap is not too expensive for me to buy but it cost too much for me to share. if i let you take a shower in my bathroom dont you dare touch my dove! bring your own or take wait until you get home

3. socks are a complete necessity at all times. idgaf of you get a pedicure everyday I DON'T LIKE FEET! so put on your socks or there's the door

4. no i cant get you anything to eat. should have thought about that before you came

5. i sleep on the outside. i made the exception one time and slept against the wall and it did not turn out well.

6. no you cant ask who im texting and you cant see my phone. i dont even let my girlfriend see my phone so your extra random ass certainly cannot

7. if i get up to leave that means you get up to leave. no you cant stay while i go about my day. honestly you need not there after we're done

8. no means no. if i dont like something i will say so if you dont stop you will get falcon punched in the chest. second time you do it you get kicked out

9. dont kiss me in the mouth. i dont like kissing anyway and if we arent together i really dont want to be kissed. i do it with certain people out of obligation but like in pretty woman it is far too intimate. dont cuddle me either i get hot. thats strictly for my boo

10. leonard washington dont get butt naked for nobody

lmao have a great day loves!