this topic was inspired by my good friend Halona and her experience with a very sweaty very black man who i saw looking like an oil spill today.
ok so one thing i absolutely hate is sweat. as the weather begins to warm up the sun beats down upon us causing rolling beads of the perspiration to roll down the backs of necks, foreheads, and a variety of other places. i have the most overactive sweat glands in the world and go through extreme measures to keep me from looking like i just came out of the pool.
i cant stand when girls put baby powder between their tittymeats and look like they let tyrone biggums kiss in-between there. this is never attractive. like who thought it was cute to look like you let a crunchy ghost nut on your chest? ill let you in on my secret...i rub deodorant between mine and underneath each boobie. you ever see a girl ( or guy) with that curved line of sweat under their teet? yea its horrible so combat that with a clear gel.
under your arms is one of of the most critical areas ever. you need not make people think a biological attack is being launched when you lift your arm for a hug. this is an area where you can baby powder, lightly, and use ample amounts of deodorant. shaving also helps because i think hair helps to hold funk.
fat rolls are often forgotten. rub some antiperspirant in the folds so that everyone can be ready for that jelly. it gets hot between the love handles and you dont want it to be sticky and make funky honey.
ladies don't act like you don't get a little moist ( and not in the good kind) between your legs on those hot summer days especially for those of us whose thighs touch. make sure you ventilate that box and keep a summers eve wipe or something like that handy.
its never cute to look a hot sweaty mess unless you are some sort of very sexy athlete.you cant stop the sweating but you can make it look better. stay dry my friends
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