ok i am in no way a xenophobe i love to travel but foreigners fuck these not english speaking *beep* who come into my store and ask me 305953732 questions but then say oh im sorry "i no speaky a english"... why theeee fawk did you ask me then????????? and also wash your ass before you come to try on clothes. i dont know about your country but in america we bathe everyday and use deodorant (well most of us) i am sick and tired of having to refold clothes that smell like a hot bag of fuckyoumean. and american white ppl you have to use lotion just like everyone else. white people will put on flip flops in a minute but their heels look like a damn loaf of rye bread. crispy crunchy....vaseline your life and let it marinate
i love pork...it is my friend and yours too. all these countries that have had war for thousands of years.. israel/ palastine, most african nations, farrakhan...theyre mad and in distress because they dont have the swine in their life. get a pulled pork sandwich and call it a day.
one of my favorite shows is The Boondocks. satire at its finest, americas dirty laundry animated. one of my fave episodes is the episode "Pause" which makes fun of the Tyler Perry franchise. what bugged me about it was the overuse of the phrases no homo and pause. if you say something that requires the use of these phrases guess what its gay it doesnt mean you are it just means you said some borderline homosexual shit. and the more concerned you are about not appearing gay guess what people are gonna think youre gay....speaking of gay why do so many gay men have bad breath. i love my booty bandits but some of yall breath be smelling like a hot bag of ass cheeks....i can see the little lamasil foot fungus monster running around in your mouth....jesus and a rich white man invented toothpaste for a reason
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