so this post is gonna be a tad bit explicit.....its about the ding ding. its not something i indulge in (well sometimes but thats a completely different story) many of my friends are straight and i get to hear hilarious stories about their escapades with men. one of the biggest things that always comes up (no pun intended) is dick size. ive heard stories about everything from baby dicks to loch ness monsters. beware of sending dick pics because she is going to show her friends. ive seen ashy ones, hairy one, turtleneck ones....just gross there is a reason i only eat fish (hee hee)
size is a major factor. a man may be a grower not a shower meaning when soft its not much to look at but when that blood starts rushing watch out now....or he may just be big all around. his trouser snake is vicious in any state. and then there are those sad individuals who are cursed with a wee willy winky. i think the ideal is a man who looks like a baby arm making a fist sometimes you can judge a man by his walk (idris elba) they have something my mom likes to call the gorilla walk. he slopes like a gorilla because the shear size of his man meat is weighing him down. men who cross their legs at the knee like women.....well yea they tend to not always be winners in that department. but looks can be decieving. a man may not seem like much but when you get him to business he will put it in your life like christmas.
but just because a man has a big appendage it doesnt necessarily mean he knows how to use it. his stroke may be weak or he has absolutely no technique. and the man with the average dick may have you crawling up the walls shouting bible verses in japanese (SN: i once had some head so good i went cross eyed and they got stuck for like 10 seconds no lie) but its not always the size of the boat the motion of the ocean does matter. if a man has just an average dick he probably has developed more techniques on how to work a woman over than an a man with wizard dick (big, magic get it?) they tend to rely on the fact that when they put it in you can feel it in you kidneys rather than knowing what to do with it. stroke length and strength do matter.
i really didnt have a point to this. i just wanted to laugh at the fact that my friend recently told me she entered into an encounter with a man and his johnson johnson was as long as the tip of her finger. i have experimented with men outta curiosity and needless to say i was less than impressed. the dick has too many varying factors that can end up being a surprise and ruin the whole night.
*safe sex is great sex better use a latex cuz you dont want that late text that i think im late text* regardless of the size you should make sure the jimmy is extra tight. unprotected sex should be considered a form of suicide. everytime you have have unprotected sex you are playing russian roulette and you dont wanna get the bullet. so make sure you buy the appropriate condoms there is nothing worse or funnier than a baggy condom. you should know by now if youre a gold wrapper nigga. if not please hit that regular trojan and call it day. slipage is no joke and those things will caught in a woman and that is an awkward situation. also you dont want it too tight cut off all the circulation to the dick and fuck around and pass out that would def ruin the moment. random but some funny hood shit would be if the man had on a baggy condom and had to rubberband it to make it tighter around his hammerhead bwaahahaha
also which is better short and thick or long and skinny. i figure short and thick because you can feel it and he can have a longer stroke, but idk when it comes from the store and is attached to a sexy ass stud you get the best of both worlds
TTFN
update: im still toothless about to go gum this bbq
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