the weather is getting a little cooler and school is in full swing. those are all sure signs that fall is coming. the summer is never especially kind to big girls but our season is coming up. the fall and winter months are a big girls best friend. most clothing is needed, no more sweat rolling down the back of your neck, and several holidays that involve good food. as the self appointed president of the National Association for the Advancement of Fat People (NAAFP) i believe that it is important for us ladies to promote a positive image of larger sized women, the average american woman wears a size 14 so slowly the world is getting bigger and bigger. while their is still a lot of weight discrimation (turnstyles for example) in the world things are certainly changing. more and more stores are offering plus sizes. i have a nice shape, theres just more to it so i refuse to cover myself in shapeless dresses and elastic pants. but there is a fine line between being a cute big girl and a fucking fat mess.
just because it comes in your size doesnt mean you should wear it. adult rompers for one. if u have extra bumps a full body sock is only going to accentuate these areas. sometimes a belt can help to break up the monotony and keep you from looking one huge blob.also a solid color works better lest you look like a clown. id never wear one though it just reminds me of being a little kid and wearing shit that snaps between the legs
patterns and prints are cool but not on large spaces. tiger prints on big thighs just look bad. a splash here and there to make a big titty stand out is cute but dont dare take yo ass out in head to toe animal print. i bought a floral dress and was scared i would look like the lincoln park conservatory but i matched it with a solid cardigan and it actually worked.
cardigans are my all time favorite item. they work year round and help to hide the chicken wing flap flap arms.
spanx are our best friend and many of you dont even realize it. you can wear them with pants, shorts, dresses, skirts you name it. i own like fifty million pair because nothing is worse than having a really cute outfit but ruining it with giggle and rolls. they dont hide everything but dammit they do enough. the only problem though is wearing them on dates. if you feel like youre gonna get lucky that night you especially wanna wear them but then comes the trick of what to do when hes trying to get you naked. many men dont understand the concept of wearing a stocking that goes up to your chest and they sometimes are startled or confused. even some of the girls i date are like umm ma'am why are you wrapped like a mummy? you have two options in this situation: A) go to the bathroom and take them off and like shove them under the sink or B) give him some head if you do that he really wont give a fuck what youre wearing. either way spanx higher power panties are the shit and the urine $20 at your local lane bryant, macys, torrid, ashley stewart etc.
mini travel deordorants are also key. stock up at walmart or target on travel sized ones and keep them in your purse. there is a such thing as fat girl smell and many of you dont realize you have it. its still hot outside and we sweat more than most so to keep yourself from smelling like cabbage shower daily and lift up those rolls because sweat gets in there too. and keep a mini stick of secret for touchups throughout the day, trust me its worth it.
leggings are tricky. i love them but you can def see cellulite in them. i wear spanx with mine so that there is minimal jiggle and no panty lines. nothing worst than making youu booty clap on accident while just trying to walk down the street. and if you have those cellulite dimples that are so deep that you can eat soup out of them just take the L and dont wear them at all.
heels are my friend because im short but you have to get the right ones stillettos are cute but if they are leaning when you walk dont wear them get a thicker heel that will give you better support. its sexy to see a big booty shifting in some heels but not if that thing cracks.
i dont wear shorts but if you do length is important and high waisted is tricky. if you have that lower pouch it is only accentuated so always try before you buy.
long cardigans make a big butt even bigger go short and show off that judy. but if you have a flatty a longer one can create an illusion esp when you walk
dont eat salad in public you know youre hungry and by looking at you everyone knows your ass aint a regular salad eater. if youre on a date he already knows youre thicker than a whole pack of snickers and if he asked you out that means he doesnt mind. just order the fish its healthy and more filling.
dont stuff your face in public keep it cute you can still smash that cheesesteak and look cute doing it
dont wear sweatpants in public it just says to the world idgaf i sit around all day eating oreos. plus they make your ass look really bad.
most of all be confident! take that size 18 ass and strut down the street like you fucking own it! winter is coming and niggas need someone who is going to make them a big pot of chilli and cornbread and then keep them warm in the bed cuz heating bills are too fucking high. dont let anyone itimidate you. i love my skinny friends to death and they arent evil but theres something about a fly ass big girl that stands out
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