so sometimes 6 inches just isnt enough. you aren't satisfied and want more. the problem is often times 12 inches is way too much...thats why i like Quiznos i can get like a 8 or 9 inch one and be satisfied...but that $5 footlong hits all the right spots when you can deal with the whole thing bwahahahaha take it how you want.
so this isnt about big, hot pastrami sandwiches (giggity) but with me being in class for like 8 hours and then at work i have a lot of time to do random thinking. yea i should be paying attention but yea not gonna happen so this led me to think about what i would do if i got the chance to spend a day with my fave celebs.
katy perry- we would eat cotton candy and play with puppies at a shelter. she just has this air about her that reminds me of sunshine and being a kid i see us doing cartwheels down a hill covered in bunnies
amber rose- we would eat cheese steaks and try on sunglasses. then she would let me feel on her booty for about an hour. surprisingly i dont really wanna have sex with her
rihanna- i would cook her oxtails and plantains then perm her kitchen. idk if youve ever seen pix of it but damn it looks like a basket of eggs. then we would have wild passionate sex because she said whips and chains excite her
nicki minaj- i couldnt spend a whole day with her. shes crazy. i would let her sign my boobs though
wiz khalifa- well duh its him what do you think we'll be doing?
T.I.- my absolute fave fave fave and on our day we would go shopping because the king is always fresh then we would go to a strip club and throw some hundreds...well his hundreds then race aston martins
beyonce- we would get our weaves done then do single ladies in front of the mirror. also i want whoever does her eyebrows to do mine cuz they are BEAT
these are just a few give me some more days of boring classes and ill have some more random adventures for you.
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