oh baby Jesus be a ribbed condom for the fuckery i witnessed tonight on tv. (ombj my SONG just came on. you dont understand "only when ur lonely" by ginuwine is my absolute just ish. i need to leave pandora alone when im writing post because they take longer than necessary because it always plays something that takes me ALL the way out) but ok first i tried watching "the craigslist killer" on lifetime because ok dont judge me but i love lifetime movies. im not some lonely bitter slack but you know those movies go hard sometimes especially shes too young or pregnancy pact and don't get me started on reviving ophelia. chile i couldn't took me back to high school and my crazy boyfriend and i just ugh had me choked up. but anyway i was kinda unimpressed by this effort. i didn't even watch the whole thing. the moral basically was don't sell your pussy on the internet and don't marry just anybody. (ok this dont have shit to do with shit but i love Jodeci. like they are my fave group in the world. i just needed to share that because their show makes me sad because i live for their music and to see that they have been so drunk for the past 20 years that they didnt even know what the internet was it breaks my heart.)
ok so next i turned it to MTV because True Life was on and i dont know about you but i like this show. i like anything that shows crazy people in their everyday life. ooer i still need to see my strange addiction and the lady who eats toliet paper and the one who eats detergent. i love weirdos like that. but oh hold me closer tiny dancer because this true life they showed tonight took me ALL the way out. i literally gagged and almost threw up my mashed potatoes. like it was about people who have fetishes and one girl was a dominatrix yadda yadda yadda she liked to be in control whatever. but this man oh this man this man i need to record a video about this one just so you can see my facial expression. like he had a serious foot fetish. you nasty bastard you will never reach the kingdom of heaven. he would like sniff and lick random girls feet. like feet are the second most disgusting thing on a persons body. like how can you get turned on by that? like i can appreciate if i say my feet hurt and you rub them or like my girl painted my toes before and that was trill cuz yall know i suck at that but shrimping is never acceptable. like he fell in love with this girl he met on myspace who had the perfect feet and he got her foot tattooed on his arm. $20 to whoever can point out all 42 things that are wrong with that sentence. he would meet girls in the club and ask to sniff their feet and suck their toes. he had this girl stick her finger between her hot ass toes and then sniffed and sucked her finger. at this point i changed to american dad because my soul could not handle anymore. that is the last thing you should be thinking about sniffing or tasting on a woman!
like we all have some quirky thing that turns us on ill spare you mine cuz its hella weird but its no where near anything like this sick motherfucker. forgive me lordt but yall know i believe in as long as its not little kids or animals, do you and get it in however, but that just ended me. i had to go take a shot of patron after that. why was this allowed on tv? this is why i stick to my music. #icant
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