you ever notice mufasa was the only male lion except for scar but there were hella lioness? he got a main bitch and a mistress.
like sarabi was his queen but you know he had to be knocking down all the other lioness' in the kingdom. there were all the cubs came from
so more than likely nala and simba were half brother and sister or like cousins or some shit
what was rafiki smoking and where can i get it because that nigga was high as all fucks
i bet when scar was taking over they wished mufasa hadnt banished all the other male lions from pride rock so he could have the lion pussy
scar was a pussy ass fuck boy for setting his peoples up (dont you love my street venacular? urban dictionary is real)
simba really shows what happens when young men dont have a father. like mufasa was a ho but without him simba fell in with the wrong crowd. who wants their child to be running around the jungle with a crackhead pig and rat? mufasa could've prevented that
nala was a ho. you dont see simba for 10 years but as soon as you see him randomly in the jungle one day you bust it open for him? i guess thats what happens when your mother is a lioness concubine you never really learn how to love.
i love the scene when sarabi is walking past the hyenas like "walk through the club fuck everybody"
simbas hair was pantene luxurious
overall this is one of the greatest movies ever made
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