hey ladies im basically the perfect man for you. ill text you on and off throughout the week to gauge what the best time to talk to you is. eventually you'll give into my charm and wit and give up dem pannies late one night. after that the texts and calls will start to decrease and you will notice an increase of random bitches writing on my facebook wall. but maybe two weeks later ill draw you in with some touching and sweet good morning text that makes you think ive decided to leave all these hoes alone and be with only you. we'll continue a string of late night rendez vous but ill never really make anything official. but my personality and dick dealing game is so skrong that you will throw your pride to the side just to spend time with me. just know that after i tear that ass up i expect tacos and you are expected to swallow every time. don't waste this good niggade. eventually you'll tell me that you think you're pregnant and ill leave $350 in an unmarked envelope in your mailbox. you can either get the situation "taken care of" or you can buy diapers. either way that's all you're getting from me. i will eventually start hitting on your friends and relatives and only call you if i can till hit that as from time to time. if not adios bitch.
so ladies what do you say? which one of yall....yuuuuupp *smolder face*
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