-who’s louder Hispanics or Nigerians? I have never heard a Spanish speaking person not be loud as hell. Like it’s impossible for them to whisper and not just one group all of them when speaking their native tongue are on ten. Every morning on the train a gang gets on and are just loud! Nigerians are not only loud but incredibly aggressive. They say good morning with hella bass and it’s like a threat. You better say it back or something bad is gonna happen. I even heard this from an African she’s Kenyan, but she was telling me there is a big difference between east and west Africans. Nigerians are angry for no reason while Ethiopians are calm and cool. The funniest thing ever was when I was in this wing place by my house and this Nigerian dude comes in yelling on his phone at someone for moving the car and he jumps in front of this girl in line. She calmly says, “Sorry sir but I was ahead of you” he turns around and start yelling, “I AM HERE TO GET MY FOOD YOU WILL WAIT I AM HERE AND I WANT MY ORDER” Me and my mom were dying laughing because the lady all of sudden kirked on him and got back in front of him and he starts yelling in Ibo and it was just a great scene.
-will somebody get Chris Brown’s dick a protein shake or something. I saw that pic and didn’t know what I was supposed to be looking for. I was drawn to the tats first because that’s what I look at on anyone and then I was like oh hey skinny penis. Im not an expert or experienced dick surveyor by any means, even though me and Jackie are making a book from the small gallery we have, but that just didn’t look right.
-don’t call my family of you are freaking out about something because we aren’t gonna understand what the big deal is. We are very laid back almost to a fault. My aunt just found out she has cancer and she’s just like oh just take both my breasts Jesus (ok so is it breast or breasts? I’ve been wondering this for awhile…English majors help me out I love them but I can’t spell them so ill just stick to boobs, titties, jugs, titty balls, etc but boobie cancer sounds mad immature) so anyway she’s freaking out and my mom was like “its fucking stage one non threatening if you don’t just start some treatment and sit your ass down somewhere.” Ice water in the veins is a common trait among us.
-chicks with natural hair and Africa medallions have the fattest asses. You know those Erykah Badu brauds that smell like incense and veggie burgers who wear head wraps and wooden jewelry. Ass looking like we could ride that shit to the Motherland, and they’re real not like those model chicks who get ass shots
-Jazmine Sullivan makes the most depressing music. I call it For Colored Girls R&B
-DC weather is so skit and 90% of the time it sucks. Hot, raining, or hot rain
-are you bi-wining
-I love the smell of hot cocoa
-why do girls on the east coast still wear how stella got her groove back or poetic justice braids?
-hoes love dimples
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