Sunday, June 12, 2011

easy like sunday morning

so my mom left for church and that leaves me here at home alone drinking my ignorantly  large cup of coffee and blasting the #twerktape...like this is the shit ive been trying to watch Takers for like an hour, but i cant turn this off go download it chubb e swagg snapped. anyway this has given me some time to reflect......

-periods are so unnecessary. i dont plan on getting pregnant anytime soon so i need not ovulate. i wish there was a way to stop this shit until im ready to have a baby....ooer i found these cup things that allow you to have sex on your period if anyone cares. no blood involved

-i worked 4x the hours this week that i was supposed to because one of the other teachers was sick. im exfuckinghausted but my paycheck is about to be sexy as fuck. i might cash it instead of direct deposit just so i can rub all those hundred dollar bills all over my naked body

-its a midget in my neighborhood.i want to move

-i hate when i buy a bag of air and there's chips at the bottom

-when i get rich im gonna hire paula deen as my personal chef and everything is gonna be coated in butter and bacon

-men say women are desperate but this year i have witnessed some of the thirstiest shit imaginable from the male species. like i guess vagina juice is stronger than we know

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