so my mom left for church and that leaves me here at home alone drinking my ignorantly large cup of coffee and blasting the #twerktape...like this is the shit ive been trying to watch Takers for like an hour, but i cant turn this off go download it chubb e swagg snapped. anyway this has given me some time to reflect......
-periods are so unnecessary. i dont plan on getting pregnant anytime soon so i need not ovulate. i wish there was a way to stop this shit until im ready to have a baby....ooer i found these cup things that allow you to have sex on your period if anyone cares. no blood involved
-i worked 4x the hours this week that i was supposed to because one of the other teachers was sick. im exfuckinghausted but my paycheck is about to be sexy as fuck. i might cash it instead of direct deposit just so i can rub all those hundred dollar bills all over my naked body
-its a midget in my neighborhood.i want to move
-i hate when i buy a bag of air and there's chips at the bottom
-when i get rich im gonna hire paula deen as my personal chef and everything is gonna be coated in butter and bacon
-men say women are desperate but this year i have witnessed some of the thirstiest shit imaginable from the male species. like i guess vagina juice is stronger than we know
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