gardening

its summertime and shorts are getting shorter and the swimsuits are coming out so i am begging you trim the hedges! recently a friend was changing in front of me and her nether regions looked like damian marley. now i understand that not everyone is a fan of being bald and beautiful, but growing a sunni on your vag is never the move.

there are several different styles and methods of vag hair removal. you can trim back the hedges with a regular bikini wax or shaving. this cleans up the situation a bit and is pretty painless. the best part is that you can get designs and junk like that. its quite nice. i dont mind a girl with an uptown fade on her cooch. at least she did some maintenance. remember no one will come over your house if they cant find it. i dont like hair in my food, but its better than these rainforest that some of you are growing.

now the greatest gift to earth is the Brazilian wax.your pussy will be rollling on dubs when you have that extra smooth hairless cat thing going on. you might even want to touch yourself it feels so good. they go in and remove everything. it hurts a bit more because there is more area to cover and they are pulling from the follicle. there has been some debate about how sanitary some places are and if this is safe for your vagina. whats not safe is going down on someone and damn near choking to death on a stray pubic hair. research your shops first. make sure the waxing station is clean and that they are using new strips, sticks, and towels before they wax you. Knong at Bang on U st has my vag looking like dulce de leche cupcakes every two weeks. in chicago i go to Diana's.

research and make your decision based on what is most comfortable for you, but i am begging you stop this natural madness. as a purveyor of the poon i can tell you from a male perspective no one wants rick ross' beard rubbing tickling their nose when they're trying to dine on southern cuisine. even is you arent having sex you might end up at the beach. you might even pee better idk just do SOMETHING!!!!