Friday, November 12, 2010

Muffins, Cookies, and Cakes

  yea so this isnt going to be about food....its about ass and titties ass ass titties tittes. does anyone else remember that ridiculous song from like eighth grade? i think it was on south park im not sure i might try to find it anywhore so all women have them breastessess big, small, stretch marked, perky, saggy, long (kevin hart voice: you long titty no nipple havin bitch! that was so funny to me and im waiting to get made at someone and call them that) and of course the booty butt cheeks come go all the way from a flatty to daaaaaammmn she gotta donk.

i for one want breast implants. im currently rocking a 38 DD but would like to be around a 36 E if possible. i wanted a miraculous bra from victoria's secret but that thing only goes up to a 36 C or D which i found very rude. that sounds hella big but my frame can handle it. and that just sounds good. its sad to say but a woman's breasts can have a major affect on her influence over others especially men. i have seen men do the most random outrageous stuff for women just because she had a big rack. and big breast women are good people they have a lot of love in their heart thats why their breasts are so big its holding in all the love in their heart. tell me one mean big titty girl you know.....

the itty bitty titty committee gets love too. they can go braless and no one would be the wiser and some men like small breasts. not everyone wants a girl who looks like shes carrying around the Teton mountains. i mean i call men like that gay but hey i could be wrong. and you can wear those flimsy dress things that your big boobie friends cant pull off. i just like having big ones because i can go to sleep in them and i can use them to hold things like my plate when my hands are full. they are also good pillows and a race track for like your matchbox cars. this girl who im like still in love with from high school had really small ones and she would wear like tank tops with no bra and it wasnt obscene. the problem with big ones is if you take off that bra everyone knows. and some girls have those loose ones where when they lay on their back it rolls under their arm and they get like deodorant marks on them and ohh yea stretch marks for days. there is a point where big boobs are unattractive and just gross. like when they get TOO big its just look uncomfortable and saggy and you know when they get like 50 theyre gonna hit the ground. i get creeped out by those body builder muscular women whose boobs look like a raw steak. and then those loose pudding cup titties women get after a few kids.

booty is important too. its rare to find a girl that has top and bottom. often its one or the other but there are a blessed few who have both. sooo i would tell you what my hips are but umm yea its kinda embarrassing (so im gonna have to start typing these in word and then posting them because u dont understand how bad my spelling is and how many times ive had to use my bb to spell check words) theres the flat one, the inverted ones, the spongebob square booty bitches, the perfectly sticky outty ones, the heart, there are so many different types of bottoms. as far as i know most girls want that mber rose/nicki minaj fatty because thats what appears to attract the most attention.  but sadly we cant all be collard greens and cornbread thick. it would be great though. there are some horribly shaped women in this world but i stand by my belief that there is something beautiful about all women. and if you arent naturally blessed fredericks of hollywood sells hose booty pop things. i would also like a bigger bottom because even though mine is decent im not a fan of the shape. i think all women have things they would like to change. at the end of the day as long as youre happy thats all that matters. i have enough to twerk and look good in leggins so i should just accept what ive been blessed with.

yesterday in the mall this girl was the definition of big booty judy like her ass was so big and went out so far im sure she has to use and arm extension grip thing just to wipe it. im sure she gets a lot of attention and compliments but those girls with the so called "perfect bodies" i often wonder how often they have to question the sincerity of the men that approach them. like when men come up to you like they are basing it purely on physical like you could really suck as a person and they would never know.

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