it was a set up that homecoming was right before the first of the month. my rent is due today and my credit card is due the 9th. so as a college student the question often comes up what are you willing to do for money? how much of your self respect are you willing to let go pf in order to be comfortable. a lot of people i know have been donating bone marrow and plasma because it pays well but damn it hurts. and then by some crazy act of irony i heard an ad for amateur night at a strip club. i think every woman has considered stripping at some point in her life. like how can you not be attracted to the idea of simply taking off your clothes and having money thrown at you. all of us are not able *looks at waistline* but if God has blessed you with an extreme amount of stackedness dammit you better get out there and do it with no hands. i know some of you are like no no i cant do that.....why? think about it thats all im saying. you get naked for free everyday why not get paid for it. i mean sure you cant pay your tuition in singles but you can buy groceries. i once saw a stripper paying her phone bill in verizon. how do i know she was a stripper well 1. she was dressed like a whore are 10 in the morning and 2. she paid the whole thing in singles. thats one reason i hate touching money and never ever put in anywhere near my face. at some point that $1 was in the sweaty ass crack of a stripper.
now prostitution is a whole different story. i def dont support or encourage that but if you are that hard up.......do you boo boo they give free condoms in the health center. ill be your pimp just know i take 20% off the top but ill treat you well lbvs.
i considered starting one of those websites were men pay to watch fat women eat but im not big enough. thats some sick shit though. some men enjoy seeing extremely large women eat a whole box of donuts. what happened to you as a child that you find that sexy? you didnt pray enough clearly.
selling drugs is lucrative but quite dangerous. i mean the towers already looks like The Carter so if anyone is down for some New Jack City go right ahead. DC is already fucked up enough you cant make it that much worse.
sponsors are also quite tempting. hey like wale said "big breast girls never ever pay rent" all lies because i def turned in a check for $699 today and im a proud member of the DD club. there are plenty of old men looking to take care of young girls. one of my moms friends saw my picture and asked about me needless to say she cussed him out....i was like why mom...if there are porn stars that can be gay for pay i can be straight for pay. lmao no im not a bird but you know good and well money is the root of all evil but bill collectors are even more evil.
i know the obvious answer to money problems is find a job but you know what this isnt about what makes sense this is about how far are you willing to go for a dollar. eff a klondike bar what would you do for some cash?
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