3. the sleep you get when youre sick is great. maybe its the drugs or your body resting and trying to recover itself but either way when you have a bad cold you can sleep for hours. its a deep coma like sleep. now you might wake up drowning in mucus like i did the other day but i woke up extra refreshed and ready to run a marathon...ok not really cuz i couldnt breathe but otherwise i felt extra refreshed. there was mucus and snot everywhere though ok TMI
2. drunk sleep is great. i mean when you are like seriously drunk. like if you just go to sleep or you pass out when you are heavily under the influence that is some of the best sleep. nothing can wake you up. last time i was super drunk i woke up in my bed, naked with my hair wrapped, and couldnt remember anything. i felt like i had been asleep for days and it was amazing. you may even wake up still drunk but either way it feels great. you feel hella dehydrated but its worth it for that amazing sleep.
1. one of my favorite places to sleep is church. its just warm and comfy. soon as the sermon starts i am knocked out on whoever is next to me. theres just an overwhelming sense of peace that make you feel so safe and you just doze off. you might be scared awake by some random woman shouting but before that happens everything is wonderful....well until an usher elbows the shit outta you
someone mentioned the sleep after sex is the best but i dont sleep after sex....sex makes me hungry i go make a sandwich
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