ok yall know i hate using public restrooms and will hold it for hours until i can get to my toilet or a private residence. the idea of sitting my precious ass cheeks on the same spot as some random whose hygiene i am not familiar with just ugh bury me now.
i am so used to doing the pee pee dance. i always have to pee because i drink an extreme amount of water on a daily basis. the other day i was bouncing around in my seat trying to keep it together and not soak through my leggings. i was convinced that my bladder was so full that it was spilling over into my other organs. the worst is when you get really close to the bathroom and it feels like you have to pee even more.
i love when i finally get to a bathroom and it feels like im peeing for like three minutes.....speaking of that how long is a typical pee? like 20 seconds or something? ill time it next time and let you know. thank the baby jesus that i do kegels everyday and have the ability to not piss on myself
anyway gotta go literally...i might have to rave these ilab bathrooms pray for me
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