ok technically im not a teenager anymore but im close enough. and its crazy that sometimes i can be the oldest person in a room and the only one that doesnt have a child. it seems that nowadays everyone has a kid. 16 & pregnant and teen mom are two of my favorite shows just for the sheer stupidity of these girls. and it baffles me that even with shows like this there are still young girls getting pregnant. you know good and damn well that at 16 hell even 21 you dont need a damn baby. children are a major major huge responsiblity and your life will never be the same after you pop out one of those crumb snatchers. i love love love babies but i like $1 drinks at Pure even more. you cant well you shouldnt drink when youre pregnant and when you finally have the little munchkin you have to find someone to watch them! and that $1 that could be going to a vodka sour has to go to diapers. idk about you but my eggs will be ripe for awhile and id rather relax after a long week with a 7 and 7 not a crying baby and fighting with my mom to watch her grandchild even though its not her responsibility. i worry about a lot of my friends because they have unprotected sex and i tell them time and time again if you get knocked up im pushing you down the stairs. there are too many methods of contraception. i can understand not liking condoms but you should still use them for a variety of reasons (im campaigning to have unprotected sex listed as a form of suicide) even if you dont want to use them there is the patch, the pill, the shot, nuvoring a million and one methods of birth control. i took the pill for 5 years and yes i didnt always remember to take it but i would always take it as soon as i remembered. they tell you to take it at the same timeso that you remember it doesnt have any actual reasonor make it work any differently. this was before everybody had a blackberry and you could you know set an alarm! do something write it on your ceiling so its thefirst thing you see when you wake up in the morning. put the pack next to your toothbrush! because quiet as it kept your friends love your kids but they do get sick of having to drag them with yall everytime you wanna go anywhere. or sitting at home waiting on someone to come get your kids so you can go to the club. and dont even get me started on baby daddy drama. i mean this goes for guys too wrap it up because that bitch you only kinda like guess what if she comes up pregnant you are stuck with her crazy ass for at least 18 years.
condoms and birth control pills are cheaper than diapers and onesies. if you dont wanna tell your mom you dont have to. especially if you are over 18 which pretty much everyone reading this is. you can go to your doctor, student health center, or planned parenthood and recieve free or discounted birth control. ( why is it called planned parenthood? if youre there more than likely its to take care of an unplanned pregnancy) also thats another thing i am completely prochoice but abortions are expensive and can have long term effects on your body not to mention the emotional trauma. abstinence is the best choice but uhh yea right i do know quite a few girls who are waiting and yea thats cute for you but i dont know that life. i only have advice for those of you getting dicked down on a regular basis.
safe sex is the best because you dont have to constantly worry about being late and stressing about if your eggo is preggo or not. yea sometimes in the ehat of the moment you can sometimes get carried away and forget the condom but thats what the pill is for.yea the morning after pill is good too but once again long term effects and price. pop a pill so you wont see two blue lines
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