all over this ice cream beat like sprinkles

ok first of all my head and shoulders are pounding ive taken about 4 tylenol already! 8 hours in the hair salon is no joke but it was so worth it ok so yea this isnt about how beat my hair is right now (it is fire right now tho giving all the sex kitten but ombj its so tight #thatswhatshesaid) but its about how cell phones are the devil and how some people use them. yea the title is misleading but i love that line

how many of you have had either someone you were talking to or a gf/bf call or text you with the dumbest question ever that you know they know they answer to? oh hey whats that street one block east of you? nigga you have been to my house at least 537 times you know what street that is. these types of situations typically occur after there has been a fight or some other kind of awkward mishap in the relationship (the kaaaang and the love of my straight life T.I. just came on excuse me while i have a moment the: opposite of moderate/immaculately polished/ with spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid)

anyway if you all havent talked for like a couple of days they always hit you with some dumbass message or call just to kind of see if things have smoothed over yet or if they need to be prepared to feel your wrath. the best ive heard recently was my friend told her that this guy who she had had several issues with in the relationship department calls her and then proceeds to say oh im sorry i meant to call someone else but how are you.......<---dots indicate an extra hard side eye  you knew exactly what you were doing but you didnt have the balls to just pick up the phone and say hey ive been missing you and wanted to check on the status of your feelings about me and our relationship. idk if girls do this much because Ive really only heard of it coming from men. probably because usually they're the one who cause the disturbance in the first place.

i often remind people that a mans ego is fragile and so rarely will he do the most obvious and simple thing. he has to go about it in a way that a way that would make sense because most men dont see the beauty in saying hey i was wrong. i mean women do it too we just go about it in a different way. we rarely hit you with an "accidental" call or asinine question to get your attention.

so the moral of the story is say what you mean and mean what you say. thats prob why yall were fighting in the first place lack of good, firm communication