train adventures

so yesterday after an extremely stressful day i get on the train to begin my journey home. it was kinda late at night so all the wierdos were out. i always like to sit by myself on the train so i found an empty set of seats. this random man sits in the set next to me but of course i dont think anything of it. anyway i turn to the side and out my feet up and proceed to listen to my pandora and play my fave game on my phone. next thing i know his hand is in his pants. im just like ok sir. next thing i know he turns and is facing me and he is going to town with his hand in his pants. i turn to face forward (ps thats also the name of my cosmetics company hit me up) because it has just gotten awkward. but at another glance he has pulled his wee willy winky ALL the way out and his five knuckle shuffling for his life! you know me i was beyond shocked like i havent seen a penis is person in like 5 years and this was not i how i intended my reintroduction to be. so anyway he like staring at what i dont know because i was trying everything in my life not to look at this man. the girl in front of me was also like trying not to look at him. it was the longest ride of my life. and why did he still not nut we were on there for hella long and he just kept going. i wanted to stand up and scream "you nasty sick fuck bastard you will never reach the kingdom of heaven" but considering the fact that he had the balls (no pun intended) to beat his dick on the train i was afraid that he would like nut on my face. that would not be the move like to have a random stranger nut on my face especially on world aids day like that would be the ultimate L. so i just kept my comments to myself. anywhore i have never been happier than the moment my stop came and i could get off. and i think he probably got off too (not the train but you know "got off" giggity)