Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Baketball Birds
ok so sunday nights are a black reality tv show lovers dream. Real Housewives of Atlanta, Brandy and Ray J, and of course these heaux.ok i love RHOA i dont do brandy and ray j but i have attempted basketball wives. sooooo umm i formulated my own definition of basketball wives before the show even began. i thought it would be about women who are married to professional NBA players wrong wrong wrong it apparently is defined by the queen bird shaunie oneal as a dumbass braud who at one time or another fucked a nigga who was signed anytime in the past 20 years. (ok my trina pandora station is going in right now. im not a trina fan really i made it because one day i had the urge to pretend to be a female rapper so i made this station and actually it goes hard. a few of her good songs and a lot of monica, ludacris, lil wayne, missy elliot its def taking me back right now) anyway these are the cattiest, most extra regular, no ambition having just ugh women i have ever seen! like im really trying to figure out the difference between them and the flavor of love girls.
ok so theres shaunie...your man left you boo boo actually for a flavor of love girl. you are old as hell to be a producing a show that makes your female cohorts look like jealous, petty, immature children! dont have like five kids go do something please. why are you encouraging such childish behavior especially the foolishness that occured between suzy and evelyn this past episode. like i know some extreme ho shit about my friends and vice versa. we could destroy each other reputations but we dont because a. we're friends and b. we are tool old for that! if im 21 and see this you're like what 36? why dont you see this?
evelyn chile if you dont sit down somewhere. you were dating antoine walker who now plays in like the d league. you are engaged supposedly to ocho cinco you why are you even still here? youre too pretty to be so petty. ok we get it your man hurt you keep it moving. and we all saw the naked pictures im sure whoever he cheated with wasnt as cute get over it and own up to your ho activities!
royce is actually 12 years old and basic as hell she is listed as a former dancer because her baby daddy dwight howard has a gag order against her. she cannot associate herself with him and i think that was a smart move on his part because he should be ashamed that he ever stuck his dick in her. she loves to be a shit disturber as my granny would say which is basically an instigator. youre a cute girl and a great dancer why are you doing this and how did you get on the show since youve never been a wife.
jennifer is married to the damn rancor from star wars. she is the only one who is actually a wife but she has the most unhappy marriage in existence. and your husband is one of those who? players. why are you still married to that fool oh yea thats right you have no discernible life skills. leave that fool take the money and start a business write a book do something cuz like the groupie told you in season 1"your husband dont give a fuck about you"
suzy was the girlfriend of someone yea thats it....shes a realtor i can respect that
all in all this is a joke that i can only take for so long. shows like this are the reason that women get such a bad name as lazy gold diggers.there's a reason they were basketball girlfriends who were consistently cheated on you didn't have what it takes to be a wife
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