ok so yea there is a dos and dont list for sending ppl graphic pics of yourself. some of yall try to send sexy and pics and they just dont work because you did not take of some key points. so review this before you try to seduce someone via picture mail
-lotion lotion lotion knees, elbows, abs, nipples everything needs to be moisturized. my friend showed me dick pic that a guy sent her and his dick was ashy. i didnt know that was possible but he figured out a way. if he had jacked off he woulda caused a house fire. but yea no one wants a super sexy pic of you if you look like a slave. hit all areas before you start snappin
-know your angles know how to arch your back to make you stomach look flatter. bigger boobed girls hold them up facing forward or lay back and take it from the side. if you have a flat ass do the ghetto girl sitting on the counter pose to make it bigger. guys dont take it in a cold room. one of personal faves is the lay back upside down legs up shot
-check your surroundings. dont send a pic from a dirty ass bathroom or messy bedroom. ive gotten naked pix and i could barely tell what i was looking at cuz the bathroom mirror was so dirty. a pile of laundry is not a turn on
- keep your face out of it if yall aint like that.if they show anyone they can never prove it was you its just a random ass shot. (oh shit one night stand by lil jon just came on if yall have never heard please you are so not in the game right now) personally i send the bra on shot cuz 1. i spend a lot of money on expensive, pretty bras and 2. until we're official my nipples are my business and theres actually a surprise in the box if you wait
-check the name and number you are sending it to first. there is nothing nothing worse than accidentally sending a dirty pic to the wrong contact. your friends are not gonna understand why your nipples showed up on their phones. having a super common name ive gotten some accidental pics before and umm yea no bueno.
-have someone close to you that you can send a test pic to. we all need a friend that we can send the pic to for a critique first before you send the final one to your potential boo. you know just to make sure you didnt miss anything like a booger.
-nails. ladies its not sexy to be playing with your nipples and your nails look like you've been fighting porcupines. guys dont have your hand all on your junk and your nails are dirty cuz all shes gonna think about is how gross its gonna be for you to touch her
-dont be overconfident. if you know you have a funny looking coochie dont send it out. if you know your dick is little keep that to yourself. this is what the friend review is for. i had a chick send me some shit that she thought was sexy but it ruined my day. i was off titties for like a week after seeing hers looking like traffic cones
ok i know this was foolish but its late and we're grown and there are far too many people sending unappealing pornos.
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